Surbiton High School

Recipe for The Perfect Selfie

Venetian masks

BRITTANY STEWART 10R

Oh so you’d come across this guide; to the perfect Selfie

Well you’ve sobbed in dissatisfaction, when you gaze into your reflection

Collapsed in frustration and as the acidity bubbles inside you

Scroll down the pages of attention absorbers

Their powdered masks and waxed bodies collect thumbs ups

as a bucket catches raindrops in a thunderstorm

Do your selfies not attract the engrossment that you crave?

The lavish likes and flamboyant favourites

You’ve come to the right place

Roll out the plain photos, squeeze and flatten the ugliness, flour the blemishes

Anything that …read more